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• QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!
• Just when you think it's finally settled, it isn't. -- Solomon Sho
• If you happen to think that you understand everything that is going on about you, it is likely that you are hopelessly confused.
  It is not met to be understood, but it is met to be observed and commented upon....
• It works better when you turn the brightness up.
• When you find anything that works, it usually fails.
• If it ain't broken, you just haven't looked hard enough.
• HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you".
  It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken....
• Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• It's not broken... it's just functionally challenged.