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• When all else fails, blame it on the guy next to you!
• When all else fails, you can count on Sam.
• It works better when you turn the brightness up.
• Just when you think it's hopelessly broken, it works.
• line 666 [from Christian eschatological myth] n. The notional line of source at which a program fails for obscure reaso
  implying either that somebody is out to get it (when you are the programmer), or that it richly deserves to be so gotten (when you are not)....
• line 666: [from Christian eschatological myth] n. The notional line of source at which a program fails for obscure reaso
  implying either that *somebody* is out to get it (when you are the programmer), or that it richly deserves to be so gotten (when you are not)....
• Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
  Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• When all else fails, EAT!!!
• When all else fails, PANIC!