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• It works better if you plug it in THEN turn it on!
• Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?
  There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work....
• I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence.
  The one marked Brightness doesn't seem to work....
• I wish there was a knob on the TV where you could turn up the intelligence.
  They've got one called brightness, but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work. -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work." -- Gallaghe...
• I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
  There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
• It works better if you plug it in.