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• Just when I finally figure out where it's at- somebody moves it.
• Just when you got it all figured out: An UPGRADE!
• Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
• Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
• We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?
• The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
• My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -- Ashleigh Brillia
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 8: If you could meet Bill Gates for one minute, what would you say to him?...
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....