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• Just when I figure out the meaning of life, there's a new upgrade.
• Just when we finally got good at this, we \_i_/ run out of planets.
  a Voyager scientist --[o]...
• We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?
• I have six locks on my door, all in a row, and when I go out I only lock every other one.
  'Cause I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picks the locks, they're always locking three....
• Goda's Truism: By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
• Just sit out there and have them go through the moves.
  When you see something you don't like, change it. -- Joshua Loga...
• Life is like a fountain... I will tell you how when I figure it out.
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...