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• Just when I figure out the meaning of life, there's a new upgrade.
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• I was going to include an ethnic slur in here, but I couldn't figure out how to get you into this file.
• I'm not thrilled about flying.... We don't know how old the airplanes are and there's really no way for us to tell, 'cause we're laymen.
  But I figure if the plane smells like your grandmother's house, get out....
• Just when I finally figure out where it's at- somebody moves it.
• We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?
• Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questio
  and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends....
• Maxwell: "Picard, I have to tell you. I was grateful when I realized it was you Starfleet had sent after me.
  Someone who knows what it's really like out here." -- "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7...