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• I am a person of color: My color is White
• I am committed--or should be.
• I am successful because I am the only person in my city who is not heavily addicted to powerful narcotics.
  -- Cerebu...
• If this is heaven, why am I bored out of my skull?
• Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
• You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little.
  .. ..except, y'know, not green... ...and without all the patches of fungus." -- Swamp Thing...
• Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor.
  I mean...she is a wonderful person... Bart: Way to go, Lis....
• Lisa: [sigh] I've got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison's friend, not her competitor.
  I mean...she is a wonderful person... Bart: Way to go, Lis....