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• If you meet The Buddha on the Net, flame him.
• On the Net - No one can hear you scream.
• If you had to look at Lee Iacocca and eat raw fish, you'd barf too.
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• To eat, perchance, to barf.
• May you accidently broadcast your life story to the NET.
• I think I'm gonna, Barf.
• I will not barf unless I'm sick.
• Just Awful Things to Say to Those You Don't Like: You insignificant ball of contaminated swamp mud.
  You bucketful of elephant tooth plaque You miserable substitute for real buzzard barf....