Related:

• Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed. Jesus said, "love thy neighbor.
  Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter - Elvis's favorite high school class was wood shop....
• Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis: a nearly eastern state.
• I met Elvis + lived...
• Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
  -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• Billions and billions served (and lived).
• A life lived in fear is only half lived. -- Spanish proverb
• Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. -- Seneca
• But at least one must be lived ... and died.
• He lived his life to the end.