Jerry--and I only say this because I care--they have decaffeinated brands
now that taste just as good as regular.
-- Chris Knight, from Real Genius
now that taste just as good as regular.
-- Chris Knight, from Real Genius
Related:
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Man: "She's my daughter!"
Chris:
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Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing atop a pyramid dressed in the
robes of a sungod with thousands of naked women throwing little tiny
pickles at you?
Mitch: No Chris: Why am I the only one who has that... - Decaffeinated coffee?
Just Say No... - So Mitch, are you going to miss your friends?
Umm, no.
You see, I don't really have any. I'm afraid that... - I have a decaffeinated coffee table.
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of the counter,
"I'd like a carton of cigarettes." She said, "There... - Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep
her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more... - Sorry,
I must have bypassed my good taste chip. --... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
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- When some English moralists write about the importance of having
character,
they appear to mean only the importance of having a... - There is a large sparkling nugget of
gold here... - Be prepared to accept sacrifices.
Vestal virgins aren't all that bad... - Under consideration: We never heard of it.
-- Kelvin Throop III,
The Management... - When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law.
Joe E....
