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• Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister. -- Bob Irwin (birwin@ficc.ferranti.com)
• I have a decaffeinated coffee table. You'd never know it to look at it.
• Jerry--and I only say this because I care--they have decaffeinated brands now that taste just as good as regular.
  -- Chris Knight, from Real Geniu...
• Yesterday I bought a decaffeinated coffee table. And you can tell by looking at it.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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• I'm on decaffeinated prozac.
• Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt.
• unleaded: adj. Said of decaffeinated coffee, Diet Coke, and other imitation {programming fluid}s.
  Do you want regular or unleaded?" Appears to be widespread among programmers associated with the oil industry in Texas (and probably elsewhere)....