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• Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
  ... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
• Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we're going.
  Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak....
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• TV: ... and fight and fight and fight... [screen goes blank] Bart & Lisa
  [screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip! Homer: Sorry, sorry, my fault....
• I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste.
  -- Marcel Duchamp...
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of Unix, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement.
  -- Hal Abelson, MIT job advertiseme...