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• Jerry--and I only say this because I care--they have decaffeinated brands now that taste just as good as regular.
  -- Chris Knight, from Real Geniu...
• Mitch: I had the strangest dream Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing atop a pyramid dressed in the robes of a sungod with thousands of naked women throwing little tiny pickles at you?
  Mitch: No Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream? -- From "Real Geniu...
• Sometimes you have to turn right to go left. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Kent: "What is this??!?" Chris: "This is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold.
  Mitch: "Who was that?" Chris: "That was Kent, that's what happens to a man when he gets too sexually frustrated....
• You're not the first to have a mind, but you are the first to use it to your advantage.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Thinking of you is like breathing--it comes automatically.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
  ..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
• I am Pentium of Borg. You will be approximated. Replacement is futile. -- Chris Wilso
• I'm such an *asshole*! I know how you feel, Chris... And you're right.