So Mitch, Are You Going To Miss Your Friends? Umm, No.
So Mitch, are you going to miss your friends?
Umm, no. You see, I don't really have any. I'm afraid that I
-- From Real Genius
Mitch: I had the strangest dream Chris: Was it a dream where you were standing atop a pyramid dressed in the robes of a sungod with thousands of naked women throwing little tiny pickles at you?
Mitch: No Chris: Why am I the only one who has that dream? -- From "Real Geniu...
Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this? Skinne
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy...
Hibbert: I'm sorry, that leg's going to have to come off.
[Homer and Bart gasp] Hibbert: [chuckles] Did I say "leg"?...
To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
Jerry--and I only say this because I care--they have decaffeinated brands now that taste just as good as regular.
-- Chris Knight, from Real Geniu...
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....