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• I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor" ... What's my mother going to do? -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh