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• My biorhythms must be at an all-time low. -- Doctor (Tom Baker), THE PIRATE PLANET
• One should want only one thing and want it constantly.
  Then one is sure of getting it. But I desire everything and consequently get nothing....
• I am NOT a cynic - I just remember last time too well!
• The passionate young thing was having a difficult time getting across what she wanted from her rather dense boyfriend.
  Finally she asked, "Would you like to see where I was operated on for appendicitis?...
• Tom Baker: the jelly-baby pusher of the universe.
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• When I was young, my position was: dynamite. It was only later that I realized that this sort of thing cannot be rushed.
  It must rot away like a diseased member. -- Adolf Hitler (1889-1945), on the churches....
• I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. -- Tom McGuane