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• Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind
  it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly....
• The morn, look you, furthers a man on his road, and furthers him too in his work.
  -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 579...
• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle
• Neither make thy friend equal to a brother; but if thou shalt have made him so, be not the first to do him wrong.
  -- Hesiod (c. 700 BC) -- Works and Days, Line 707...
• If you wish to know what a man is - give him skates, a stick, & a puck.
• If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy.
  Then he becomes your partner. -- Nelson Mandela (in _The Long Walk to Freedom_)...
• George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you. [Bart and Homer turn around] Home
  For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!...
• C-In-C: "If there is no further business, I wish you and your crew godspeed.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• Progasm: the feeling you get when your code works the first time.