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• I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
  She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks....
• I wired my dryer backwards, now it spits out extra socks.
• I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called information.
  She said they were behind the couch. She was right. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming fo
  If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude....
• I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming fo
  If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude....
• It was a fine, sweet night, the nicest since my divorce, maybe the nicest since the middle of my marriage.
  There was energy, softness, grace and laughter. I even took my socks off....
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• I don't think we're in Arkansas anymore, Socks.
• A skunk walked by and my odor eaters went berserk with blood lust.
  They tripped me, escaped from my loafers, and chased the skunk up a tree....