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• Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! Your house is on fire, Your children will burn!
  So jump ye and sing, for The very first time The four lines above Have been put into rhyme....
• By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.
• To a persistent Casanova: "If you don't leave now, I'll call the whole fire department to put you out.
• Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire!
• What came first, the woman or the department store?
• Marge: The first step to liberation is to free ourselves from these male-imposed shackles!
  [lights a bra] [foom] Friend: I didn't think it would burn so fast....
• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh