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• I was the first woman to burn mt bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
• Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
  But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
• Now, where did I put that fire extinguisher?
• QOTD: I opened Pandora's box, let the cat out of the bag and put the ball in their court.
  -- Hon. J. Hacker (The Ministry of Administrative Affairs)...
• NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.
• Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
  .. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....
• Bart: What's wrong, Dad? Homer: [strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?
  I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!...
• CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
• To a persistent Casanova: "If you don't leave now, I'll call the whole fire department to put you out.