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• I was the first woman to burn mt bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
• It makes no difference what it is, a woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was the woman to cook them.
  -- Sherrie Shepherd...
• Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
  All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• During this past Christmas while I was on a shopping spree in a department store I heard a little five-year-old talking to his mother on the down escalator.
  He said, "Mommy, what do they do when the basement gets full of steps?" -- Hal Linde...
• There was a power outage at a department store yesterday.
  Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Which came first, the future or the past?
• What this department needs is a really good inflatable doll.