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• Artie: Would you go to the prom with me? Marge: Oh, Artie
  I can think of a dozen highly cogent arguments. Now the first is from Time Magazine, dated January 8th, 1974 ....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
  Lisa: I think it's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world and following a dream....
• Kent: We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase.
  The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield....
• Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job?
  Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. -- "The Way We Wa...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?
  Marge: Mm, I don't think so. Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions....
• Artie: Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands.
  Not so much for myself, but I am so respected, it would damage the TOWN to hear it....
• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....