Related:

• Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!!
• Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W.C. Field...
• For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered.
• I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every woman should marry -- and no man.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothai...
• So many men, so many opinions; every one his own way. -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
• Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitos.
  -- Dr. Joyce Brothers, "What Every Woman Should Know About Me...
• Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what attracts mosquitoes.
  -- Dr. Joyce Brothers, "What Every Woman Should Know About Me...
• Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
• I can learn to be my own best friend, but then I remember I don't really like me. -- Dan Goodma