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• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
  There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• Did you hear about the <ethnic> that went to the airport?
  Saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', so he turned around and went home....
• When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane.
  -- Franklyn Ajaye...