I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet
supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that
said "compact cars".
-- Stephen Wright
supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that
said "compact cars".
-- Stephen Wright
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