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• I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope.
  We're surrounded." -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Last year we drove across the country... We switched on the driving.
  .. every half mile... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip....
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
• I liked "Slaughterhouse 5", but I can't find the first four anywhere. -- Steven Wrigh