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  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
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  Dr. Ruth says as women we should tell our lovers how to make love to us....
• Homer: You said you'd go the prom with me. Marge: I also said I hated you, and we haven't even talked since then.
  Homer: I was afraid you'd cancel our date, so I stayed away from you completely, even though it meant skipping school for three weeks and graduating this summer....
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  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
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  I said, "I believe ya can, Maynard, I've seen ya do a lot of wild things....
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  he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
• I was in the store the other day and a salesperson came up to me and said, "Can I help you?
  I said, "Yea, give me what I need." She said, "I don't know what you need" I said, "You started it....