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I Was Going To Tape Some Records Onto A Cassette, But I Got The Wires Backwards.
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I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires
backwards. I erased all of the records. When I returned them to
my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."
-- Steven Wright
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