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• I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.
  -- Richard Feynma...
• I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there.
  -- Richard P Feynma...
• Mother didn't make it to the hospital. I was born on the bus.
  Mother was furious when she had to open her pocketbook the second time. -- Jack Dougla...
• I thought about being Born Again, but my mother refused.
• You're never disappointed in an x-rated movie. You don't say, "Gee, I never thought it would end that way.
  -- Richard Jeni...
• I remember a lot of things before I was even born. I remember going to a picnic with my father and coming home with my mother.
  -- Foster Brook...
• 11) "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough.
  Let's go west.'" --Richard Jeni...
• Oh that those lips had language! Life has pass'd With me but roughly since I heard thee last.
  -- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- On the Receipt of my Mother's Picture...
• I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
  The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...