I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
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- I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller.
Stephen... - Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area
was missing.
Steven... - I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Steven... - My father built a quicksand box in our back yard. I was an only child,
eventually. -- comedian Steven... - I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven... - It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Steven... - It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
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Steven...
From the same category:
- Riker: "Reset subspace communications, Scrambler Code Riker-Alpha."
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"The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003... - MLR: Move
and Lose... - With a calendar your days are
numbered... - A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence:
serving its purpose without obstructing the view.... - Of surpassing beauty and in the bloom of youth.
--
Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act i, Sc. 1, 45, (72...
