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• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller. -- Steven Wrigh
• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  .. I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh