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• I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad. -- Freud
• I want to live with a synonym girl.
• I just met this girl Marge Bouvier and I want to force her to like me.
  -- Homer visits the school guidance counselor, "The Way We Wa...
• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• I want a good girl ... and I want her bad. -- Donald McGill
• A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope
  o an old maid, charity. -- V.P. Skippe...
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• Getting married is a serious matter for a girl; not getting married is even more serious.
• 13-YEAR-old GIRL -- meager beaver.