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• I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
  I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....
• A prohibitionist is someone one wouldn't want to drink with, even if he did drink.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• It is almost sure death to eat cucumbers and drink milk at the same meal. -- H. L. Mencke
• Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. -- H. L. Mencke
• I never drink unless I'm alone or with him.
• Never refuse wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clydesdale horses.