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• A prohibitionist is someone one wouldn't want to drink with, even if he did drink.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Metaphysics is almost always an attempt to prove the incredible by an appeal to the unintelligible.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs. -- H. L. Mencke
• H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
  L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
• Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. -- H. L. Mencke
• A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. -- H. L. Mencke