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• I brew the beer that I drink.
• When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I've got a BEER attitude!
• We've got nothing better to do, 'cept watch TV and have a couple of brew.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
• Moonshine ... on my shoulders ... makes me slip'ry .
  .. Moonshine ... in my eyes ... would make me cry ....