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• Cuprum: moonshine.
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine.
  It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for more blood, more vengeance, more desolation....
• I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
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  Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...