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• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• It is better to have nothing to do than to be doing nothing. -- Attilu
• Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
• Table manners are for people who have nothing better to do.
• We were so poor we used to use a substitute for margarine .
  .. In school I took algebra, history, and overcoats ....
• George Orwell, in his vision of 1984, got it backward.
  We do not have to fear Big Brother watching us on TV....