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• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• So - what _is_ a robber button? A rotten borough, sir. -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'.
  Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• What's he like? Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
  -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I took over from the previous electorate when he very sadly accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...