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• If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
  -- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
• Why, the public love me! Only the other day I was out in the street and they sang, 'We hail Prince George!
  We hail Prince George!' 'We _hate_ Prince George', sir....
• By an extraordinary stroke of coincidence, it is a rotten borough.
  ...Really? Is it? Well, lucky, lucky us. Lucky, lucky, cluck-cluck cluck-cluck-cluck, CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck, CLUCK....
• What's he like? Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
  -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• So - what _is_ a robber button? A rotten borough, sir. -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• When I was at school we used to line up four or five of his sort and use 'em as a toast rack.
  -- George : Dish and Dishonesty...
• As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I took over from the previous electorate when he very sadly accidentally brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...