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• As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
• That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'.
  Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....
• I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
  -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
  ..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....
• Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what, I'll just cross out the 'in'.
  ..'Any history of _sanity_ in the family?'...(writes)....
• To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?
  -- Edmund : Head...
• he Acting Returning Officer, Mr Edmund Blackadde
  and we're all very grateful indeed that he stepped in at the last moment when the previous Returning Officer accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving....