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So - What _is_ A Robber Button? A Rotten Borough, Sir. -- George And Edmund : Dish And Dishonesty
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So - what _is_ a robber button?
A rotten borough, sir.
-- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
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By an extraordinary stroke of coincidence, it is a rotten borough.
...Really? Is it? Well, lucky, lucky us. Lucky, lucky, cluck-cluck cluck-cluck-cluck, CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck, CLUCK....
Why, the public love me! Only the other day I was out in the street and they sang, 'We hail Prince George!
We hail Prince George!' 'We _hate_ Prince George', sir....
What's he like? Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
-- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
I've got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
-- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
I will return before you can say, 'Antidisestablishmentarianism'.
Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Antidistibbilitz....
Now...'Any history of insanity in the family?'...Tell you what, I'll just cross out the 'in'.
..'Any history of _sanity_ in the family?'...(writes)....
As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty
If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start.
-- Edmund Blackadder -- Dish and Dishonesty...
Oh? And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler?
Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...