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• I like to paint passing lines on curved roads.
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake.
  I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake....