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• It's such a little town our radio station can't identify itself.
  It's off the air now. Somebody tripped over the tower. -- Donna Jean Young...
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid we downloaded at 300bps and ENJOYED it!
• He owned the biggest brussels sprout farm in East McKeesport.
  Well, he didn't start out to have the biggest brussels sprout farm....
• We were very poor when I was a kid. I remember one winter, it snowed and I didn't have a sled.
  I used to go downhill on my cousin. And you know, she wasn't bad. -- Joey Bishop...
• When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.
• When I was young, we had to carve our taglines from WOOD.
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Well, I used to look like this when I was young, and now I still do. -- Yogi Berra