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• It was a little town--when I was a kid we used to play Monopoly on it. -- Donna Jean Young
• Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits, and Are melted into air, into thin ai
  And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve, And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind....
• All obstacles not foreseen will be tripped over.
• He owned the biggest brussels sprout farm in East McKeesport.
  Well, he didn't start out to have the biggest brussels sprout farm....
• Quote #499 They're not suicidal. They just think they can fly.
  -- Donna Lypchuk [on Cats that jump off balconies]...
• A stepping-stone can be a stumbling block if we can't see it until after we have tripped over it.
  -- Cullen Hightowe...
• WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station.
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• Singers: While shopping for some cans, An old man passed away.
  [fetches a can of figs down from the top shelf....