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• Let's Start A Baseball Fan Strike.
• SMILEY d:-( Baseball player on strike...
• It's time to shit or get off the fan.
• Time to call in a strategic air strike on this bug.
• A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
• Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field
  This is what a fan loves most about the game. -- Edward Abbey...
• There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
  -- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manage...
• The reason that lightening doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
• The television writer's guild went on strike again today. This time to demand larger crayons.