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• You cannot see farther than others by standing on the feet of giants.
• This lane ends in 500 feet.
• Who *cares* if a laser guided 500 lb bomb is accurate to within 9 feet?
• It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home.
  Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat....
• People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. -- Ogden Nash
• A large piece of rope descends from the railing above, ending some five feet above your head.
• A few feet away lie some platinum bars.