Baseball Is A Slow, Sluggish Game, With Frequent And Trivial Interruptions, Offering The Spectator Many Opportunities To Reflect At Leisure Upon The Situation On The Field

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Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions,
offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the
situation on the field: This is what a fan loves most about the game.
-- Edward Abbey

Well, that was a cliff-dweller. -- Wes Westrum, baseball coach, about a close game
When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. -- Edward Abbey
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes. -- Will Roge
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. -- The Best of Will Roge
What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball game?
The nye [New York] Mets are my favorite squadron....
Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.

Baseball Is A Slow, Sluggish Game, With Frequent And Trivial Interruptions, Offering The Spectator Many Opportunities To Reflect At Leisure Upon The Situation On The Field

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