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  Unfortunately, we live in the reign of the eunuch....
• It's time for a Baseball Fan strike.
• Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike
• Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
  My friends all think I'm a servant of Satan because I get my paycheck from Microsoft," explained Microserf Eric Eshleman....
• If the mailmen went on strike, how would we ever know?
• The following is from an editorial in the Midvale Observer, a local newspaper.
  "Ever since the 1950's when television sets began to appear in the average home, the rate of crimes committed by teenagers in the country of Alta has steadily increased....
• Time to call in a strategic air strike on this bug.
• If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws.
  Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time....
• Jim and Tammy Bakker are back on television, which proves that there was a much larger market for the Edsel than anyone thought there might be.
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