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• If at first you don't succeed, call in an air-strike.
• That was a strategic target, which I prefer to call a strategic target.
• If at first you don't succeed, call in an air-strike. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #28
• It's time for a Baseball Fan strike.
• Bother! said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
• Peace is our profession. -- Motto of Strategic Air Command Peace in our profession.
  War is just a hobby. -- Stationery available in PX, Barksdale SAC AFB...
• If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
• Elves on strike. (Why do they call EMAG Elf Magic)
• enhancement n. Common marketroid-speak for a bug fix.
  This abuse of language is a popular and time-tested way to turn incompetence into increased revenue....