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• This is going to be Art's greatest moment since Mona Lisa sat down and told Leonardo Da Vinci that she was in a slightly odd mood.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Tally ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your Uncle...! ...
  In English we say, 'Good morning'... -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches!
  Yours? ...That's right, _ours_... -- Edmund and George : Captain Cook...
• I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
  About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Private Baldrick here is obviously a bit of an impressionist.
  ...The only decent impression _he_ can do is of a man with no talent....
• We didn't order those new ladders either. I issued them to the men yesterday and they were absolutely thrilled, isn't that right, men?
  Yes, sir. First solid fuel we've had since we burnt the cat!...
• Clearly General Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan attempt to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• What's it called, Baldrick...'The Vomiting Cavalier'? -- Edmund : Captain Cook