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• Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robo
• Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
• Beer-O-Meter [E\........F] ... Time for a commercial.
• Doctor: Only Duff fills your "Q zone" with pure beer goodness.
  [the letters G-O-O-D-N-E-S-S tumble down into the "stomach....
• Nixon: Well I would suggest, Mr. Vancouver, that if you knew the President that, that was just a facetious remark.
  Announcer: And now a word from our sponsor. Kennedy...
• Is beer like Champagne?
• He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
• The man never drank a Duff in his life.
  -- Homer watches the Duff Beer commercial from 1960 featuring Nixon, "Duffle...